help me find a coffee table?

We bought this coffee table a while ago see, then we painted her some awful green colour. We quickly gave up on the green and spray painted her black. If it didn't look absolutely dodgy when we bought it for $100, it really, really, really does now. To be perfectly honest I could have ignored it for a little while longer... But now! A baby is coming. We can't have no unstable, flaky table around when theres a baby that's going to lick it and bite it and try to pull itself up on it. Also it hurts my eyes to look at it. I've searched high and low for a new one but I've had no luck so far. I just need a really big and heavy and baby proof table with a little industrial feel. I'm not asking for much, honest. Also, please excuse the dog toys, ipad and dog in this perfectly styled photo, we live in our living room.

Colored furniture / Flynn Coffee Tables Set/2 - Coffee Tables | Interiors Online -... / Ellipse Coffee Table / Coco Republic San Fran Deco

Something like all of these, minus some of the price tags, plus some length and width here and there and with the approval of my Husband who swears he doesn't care but actually I think he sort of does. 

I'm so over the coffee tables. 

Look! Chihuahuas!

Aren't they sweet pretending they're not interested in the camera when really they are. I was trying to take photos of our new plant, they were trying to be on the dogs of instagram page. 

This is the plant by the way. Found him at Aldi of all places! for less than $10, then I found his brothers at Bunnings for $52 and I thought I was very clever. 

We bought two of these cheeeaaaap shelving units to surround our TV unit when we got back from our honeymoon. They make us feel like adults. Our friends agreed, also they make the room feel all super homey. I love that I can hide all of husbands shit in the cupboards and eventually, I'll be able to hide all of baby's shit in there too! I throw his backpack and sports bag in this here basket everyday, I love it. 

I took these photos a couple of weeks ago when I had snuck out some of our christmas gear. The room looks pretty different now that I've covered every surface in something to do with christmas. I'll take more photos soon, it'll be thrilling.